Roast anything. Share everything.
BRUTALLY.
FUNNY.
SHAREABLE.
Upload or paste a resume, dating profile, pitch, outfit, apartment, or code. CrispBurn turns questionable choices into a sharp roast—and a clearer next move.
Pick the heat. Keep the feedback. Share the flames.
What are we roasting today?
Drop it here or paste it in
We’ll make it funny. You make it better.
“Your pitch has enough buzzwords to power a startup incubator, yet somehow says less than a loading screen.”
No ego. All fire.
Honesty, not kindness.
Every burn points somewhere useful.
How it works
YOUR WORK.
OUR MATCH.
- 01
Drop the evidence
Upload a file or paste the thing you are almost too proud to send.
- 02
Choose the heat
Set the energy from playful to ruthless. The joke stays focused on the work.
- 03
Get the good kind of hurt
Receive a screenshot-ready roast with practical feedback beneath the smoke.
The CrispBurn difference
“YOU ASKED FOR HONESTY. NOT KINDNESS.”
Generic feedback slides right off. A well-aimed joke stays in your head long enough to make the edit, rewrite the profile, clean the room, or delete the function.
Made for whatever you made
From a first-date bio to a fragile deploy, your material is the main character.
Built for the group chat
Clean, punchy output makes the result easy to screenshot, send, and defend.
Reasonable questions
UNREASONABLY HONEST ANSWERS.
Ready when you are
GIVE US YOUR BEST SHOT.
We’ll find the crispy part. You’ll get the laugh and the next move.
Roast something